"So, I was shopping and there was this kid who was super cute-- I say kid, but prob 20ish... He was brown with really straight, really handsome features (kind of Jay Sean douchey-chic), and I was like "Quit it, girrrl!! A. I'm sure he mows lawns with his dad!!" Quickly followed by, "B. I can't believe that you're racist AND a child molester." And I high-tailed it to a different aisle.
And then I go to check out and he pulls up right behind me. I chatted with my fave cashier and just did an eyes-front maneuver. Then I had to do a second trans, and so I turned and said, "I'm sorry, do you mind??" Which I only said because I felt like, "you have to say it, bc you would say it to anyone, so you can't discriminate against hot brown people.
I don't even know what he said-- all I heard was a slight Indian accent... And I LITERALLY almost did a point-and-yell, "WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! Get OUT of here!!!" I laughed all the way to my car (which I was almost running to)."
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